How Pickles could single-handidly wipe out the entire Amish community...

[Piper and Pickles are on their bikes heading for the Amish community.]

A look of horror crossed Piper's face.  "You're gonna get cheese and plan on eating it in public?

"Yeah, why not?" asked Pickles.

"Have you forgotten you're lactose intolerant?  With one bite, you could wipe out the entire Amish community in a matter of minutes."

Pickles raised her nose in the air and sniffed, paused, then replied, "It smells like petunias."

"You're a real sicko, kid."  And with that, Piper blasted ahead of Pickles to avoid being downwind, something no one should ever be of Pickles, even if she hasn't had cheese.